Can I join the Dead Faggots Society too?

So I'm turning 30 tomorrow. Unlike Brian and Michael, I don't really have any issues with being 30. Well except, I want more children and I always swore I'd be done having kids by the time I was 30. Damn the gods of infertility. But otherwise I don't mind getting older. I am, however, a bit freaked out about my birthday. Last year some very horrible things happened and were set in motion. Everything eventually worked out OK, but I can't help dwelling on how I felt then.

( Boring Story of Last Year's Birthday Trauma )